reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
HOW TO MAKE A MEN’S BIG-ASS SHIRT INTO A FITTED SHIRT.
I’m sure we’ve covered this already – Shirts from the Men’s section are generally superior in terms of opacity, durability and warmth. For some reason, designers like to make shirts in the women’s section see-through and flimsy.
But! I’m not here to discuss their secret plot to make people buy extra shirts.
I’m here to solve the damn problem.
Kinda.
So! Lets say you were walking down the local department store, and saw this really awesome t-shirt. Hell yeah! SHIELD! In a fit of excitement, you got it for your sibling.
Unfortunately, they only had the XL size, and it looks like a potato sack on her.
Fuck.
It’s okay, we can fix this.
First, pin it to fit her. Not super tight! You don’t want any part of the shirt stretching.
We did NOT turn the shirt inside-out for that step.
After carefully taking off the shirt (neeeedles), we flattened it, keeping the pins close to the same location.
We did migrate the pins about a half-inch TOWARD the existing hemline. This is because when pinning it on a body, some cloth will be pulled more from the back, and some from the front of the shirt. If you don’t flatten it out, you’ll get weird twisted chunks later.
Then, we sewed along the curves that the pins outlined, using a super-basic straight stitch.
(At this point I had leave the house, so she just continued on her own. *shrug* Hooray for selfies and experience)
She tried on the sewed version, to make sure it was still loosely fitted. It shouldn’t be tight at all at this point.
After making sure it still fit properly (If it didn’t then you’d have to pick the stitches in problem areas and re-sew) she cut off the fabric flaps, leaving about a half-inch of of room for the stitches.
Apparently she also brought in the sleeves by about an inch. Just follow the existing bottom hemline for that part.
After that, turn your shirt inside-out.
And along the edges, where we sewed before, she used an overlock stitch.
Do that along both sides, flip your shirt inside-out, and BAM
Super awesome fitted shirt, nice seams, 100% opacity, higher durability, and some goddamn sleeves.
This shit works to shrink massive tshirts down to any body size or shape.
If you’re normally a ‘large’ and you want a fitted shirt? Just buy an XL or XXL and slim that shit down to fit your beautiful body.
This ain’t just for people with boobs, either. If you’ve got a flat chest and want your shirt to hug that killer abdomen of yours, this technique works for that too.
Can I get a ‘Hell Yeah’?

haikyuu ep 11 was rad because training camp and also because this happened
2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
May:
June:
July:
August:September
October

detecivesangelstardisandwands:
extraordinary-british-gentleman:
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
got u a party hat for the party for u
Streamers!
hello friend i bring u anime
I brought happy music 😀
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY
This is so beautiful and it made my day im spreading this as much as possible
This is an example of how tumblr is indeed a good thing and not a bad influence






















































