More trash for your dash

“What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER”
I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO
the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
so homestuck got a status update yesterday and this was all i could think of
This is actually really fucking great. Press play and read it with the words.~ (Also very well done in such a short amount of time.)
i cried a little. well done c:
I was getting on the bus to head home around noon from class when someone got off and they were wearing Noiz’s beanie. I deeply regret not being able to at least say hello. Whoever you were, you had one awesome hat.
Beginning of fall term and my first class is shared with a girl who despised me in middle school…this will be interesting.
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
the dadliest of dads
everyone must see this at least once
catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever
Via Bored Panda
ARE YOU KIDDING ME




































































