alsogiraffes:

fandom-jumper01:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

onexfeatherxleft:

exhaustedapostate:

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

Imagine your otp

BLESS

1) look at this ride-or-die friend going straight from sleep to “there is danger JACOB MUST BE WARNED”

2) the air he got on that, like, FLYING PLANK as he took cover on the floor. Amazing.