Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
My dog started freaking out. She thinks she hears a cat.
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
So ugly
My name is Ebony D’arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I’ve tricked 11,000 people into following me on Tumblr! What is going on???
You guys are just too awesome. I have so much fun interacting with you all about fictional characters every day, and I appreciate your support more than I can say. *Pulls all 11k of you in for a big noodly hug*
Anyway, I’m looking at some serious time on my hands on the 26th since I’ll be traveling home all day from a holiday vacation, so I decided to celebrate this milestone and make sure I’ll have something to keep me busy during my 6 hour layover at an airport in North Carolina(God help me).
So I’m doing a SUPER LAST-MINUTE 11K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY
That’s right! A random numbers generator may pick YOU to get a free doodle! :>
THE RULES:
You should be following me. This is meant to show appreciation for my super-cool followers.
Each entrant is allowed 1 LIKE and 1 REBLOG! The deadline is coming up really fast, so I don’t want to be responsible for dashboards being cluttered with a noodly Sora and lots of text.
Three people will be selected for prizes. Each of them will have 12 hours to respond before I pick new names.
If you win a doodle, please don’t request NSFW! Don’t make me draw babby Sora naked ;___; Please don’t request gore, either! Don’t make me draw Prompto sitting in a pile of his small intestines ;___; But I AM open to drawing OCs and characters from fandoms outside of KH and FF! :>
THE PRIZES:
First Prize: Full-color doodle of two characters of your choice
Second Prize: Full-color doodle of one character of your choice
Third Prize: Chibi doodle of one character of your choice
THIS IS A REAL HIT IT AND QUIT IT AFFAIR. THE DEADLINE IS CHRISTMAS DAY!! DECEMBER 25 at 8 PM EST!!! YOU’RE RIGHT! THAT IS REALLY SOON!!
Thank you all so much again for your support. I hope that you’ll continue enjoying my unique brand of utter nonsense.
Because Why Not? 