magicalheck:

Allen: *cracks his knuckles*

Lavi: dude

Allen: *cracks his neck*

Lavi: Allen-

Allen: *cracks his back*

Lavi: Allen what the hell are you doi-

Allen: I’m killing my inner demons. That cracking sound isn’t my own bones breaking, but rather, theirs.

Lavi: …Kanda, get the holy water!

queenconsuelabananahammock:

2thicc2function:

tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

dancing-with-dichotomies:

projectormom:

alexandot:

it’s looking more and more like only gems that were made for combat have weapons given lapis/ bismuth/ sapphire/ peridot don’t seem to have an actual weapon for fighting… but where does that leave pearl? is her will to stab people so strong she just managed to manifest her very own stabber or what

i really like the idea that it’s supposed to be a fancy non-functional ceremonial scepter that she turned into a weapon mainly with determined trial and error and physics/engineering skillz, THAT SAID ‘u ever get so mad you manifest a magical weapon you were never intended to wield’ would be the best pearl backstory we could possibly ask for

“Pearl what are you doing? That’s a letter opener.”

“Not anymore.”

xylune:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.