i wish clothing in real life worked like it does in RPGs
“omg i totally aced that calc test, I was wearing my +15 intelligence bra”
“I just found this coat on this dead guy, and it’s totally in my size!
It’s like when the spoon does the thing, only better.
The milk forcefield is complete
this is Duke
Duke tried to go through the cat door
the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food
Duke is NOT in fact, a cat
Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)
oh my god.
do you ever wonder what your idle animation would be if you were a videogame character
the last two frames of this kill me
I will reblog this forever.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
Because Why Not? 