swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
LOOK WHAT THE FUCK MY SIBLINGS DID
22,798,994 minutes put into hours is 379983 hours
put that into days and it’s 263 days
your ipod is going to be disabled until january 15th 2015
i’m so sorry
guess what today is
i’m not proud if many things i’ve done in my life.
this isn’t one of them.
you are (not) ready
maybe i was born to eat krabby patties
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
imagine
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
HOLY MOTHER
THIS
i don’t know why more people don’t talk about their headcanons regarding dirk, roxy, and jake growing up pretty much entirely secluded? there’s so much you could DO with that beyond just dirk having anxiety or roxy being lonely. they probably have a hilarious number of blind spots, like i bet if they ever came into civilization following the game, jake would be super confused about a waitress asking him if he’d be okay with pepsi instead of coke, and roxy would accidentally shoplift all the time just because she’d forget that people had to pay for things prior to the apocalypse, and dirk would have a breakdown in the middle of a wal-mart because why are there so many toothbrush options who would ever need this many toothbrushes
meanwhile, jane’d just have to follow them all around and give hugs and explain that hailing taxis is hard and that you can’t curse around children
you learn to take the little victories
I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC
OMG SAME FOR BOTH
I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row
when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it
later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take
Because Why Not? 