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They’re 16 years old
Yeah but one was raised by a sweaty mammal with zero understanding of social interactions and the other is jade
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THAT COMMENT THOUGH
SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE
AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE
WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY
AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND
holy shit
fucK
Okay cool but what does it mean.
IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE
thanks satan

EB: all i’m saying is, why can’t i have a dave butler too?
Well here you go, John.
I’ve read a couple of kinkmeme ideas that involve Dave being the butler of one John Egbert, the wealthy young heir to the Betty Crocker company.
And then this happened.
And now John is in a schoolboy uniform and Dave is some kind of ninja bodyguard servant guy.
flat color version here.

THE LITERAL GIRLIEST JUMP IN EXISTANCE I CAN’T I’M DYING OMFG DAVE YOU PRECIOUS BABY
HE STILL HAS A STRAIGHT FACE
Its the only straight thing about him in this gif
he is beauty he is grace he is miss united states
AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this
Rose is greatly amused.
matching tribal/warpaint/facepaint/whatever gifs!
john; egnoodles
dave; dave-mau5

“oh my god just back off and cut my fucking hair already bro”
Lana asked me to draw her Bro and Dave the other day and this is what i came up with. seriously Bro if you want to play that bad, start your own game, instead of telling Dave what to do.