nixfrosting:

legitgiraffe:

koruga:

your-otp-just:

cyberninjagirl:

SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE

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AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE

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WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY

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AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND

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holy shit

fucK

Okay cool but what does it mean.

IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE

thanks satan

blackoutballad:

EB: all i’m saying is, why can’t i have a dave butler too?

Well here you go, John.

I’ve read a couple of kinkmeme ideas that involve Dave being the butler of one John Egbert, the wealthy young heir to the Betty Crocker company.  

And then this happened.

And now John is in a schoolboy uniform and Dave is some kind of ninja bodyguard servant guy.

flat color version here.

gayrapunzel:

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AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this

Rose is greatly amused.