new headcanon – Because Why Not?

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ellonwheelz:

onemuseleft:

My headcanon is that there was no Budapest mission. Clint has a spectacularly bad sense of direction and Nat had a head injury and to this day no one’s entirely sure where Black Widow and Hawkeye were for those two weeks but they came back with three gunshot wounds, one broken leg, two dislocated shoulders, one horrible haircut and a duffel bag full of bootleg whiskey.

Here we go, this is the Black Widow/Hawkeye movie we’ve been waiting for. Marvel, make it happen.

make it pálinka instead of whiskey but where is it Marvel

empressimpala:

I have this headcanon where multiple time-traveling Daves would make up code names to differentiate themselves from one another. and the code names are always the names of celebrities who are also named Dave or David