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I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at.
– I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
– vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
– my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
– it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
– hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model
– hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim
– variations of the above
– I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity
– all our friends are drunk
– it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
– we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
– humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)
– we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
– GROUP PROJECT
#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)
– Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
– This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
– I found your USB drive still in the computer
– I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
– You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
– We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
– We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
– You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
– Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
– You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
– You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
– What are you doing at this table at the career fair
– Waiting for office hours
– I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
– Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
– You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
– We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
– You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
– Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
– Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
-Your school mailbox is right next to mine
-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
– You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
-school food gave both of us food poisoning so we’re both in the student health center puking up our guts at the same time and man this sucks
-you took the last chocolate chip muffin that I get every morning
-I didn’t purchase the book we needed to read to write that paper and it’s 1:30AM the day it’s due and you’re the only person in class that I kind of talk to
-you keep locking yourself out of your room and I live across the hall and notice every time it happens
-I’m out of meal plan money and I know we don’t talk very often but please help me I haven’t eaten since breakfast yesterday
-we’re both out of meal plan money and keep showing up at the same events we have no interest in because there’s free food
-there’s an awesome guest speaker and we are the only two people on campus that actually know who this person is
-I was running late for class and not looking where I was going I am sO SORRY I ran into you with my bike!
-I’m the only one who saw you fall off your skateboard and I’m sorry if you’re really embarrassed but that was really funny and I can’t stop laughing
-my mom sends me these ridiculous over the top care packages please take some of these cookies I insist
-I’m keeping an illegal dog in my room and he escaped one night and you’re the one who found him
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.
But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real.
And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.
SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL
This needs to happen
This needed to happen yesterday
I will give someone three puppies to write this
ULTIMATE “OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK” CHECKLIST
CLEANING
- Dish soap
- Laundry detergent
- All-purpose cleaner
- Hand soap
- Broom
- Mop
- Wash cloths / rags
- Vacuum
- Dustpan
- Lint roller
- Sponges
KITCHENWARE
- Plates
- Bowls
- Spoons
- Forks
- Knives
- Glasses
- Mugs
- Tongs
- Spatula
- Plastic wrap
- Ziplock baggies
- Garbage bags
- Paper towel
- Tupperware
- Ice tray
- Oven mitts
- Potato peeler
- Mixing bowls
- Frying pan
- Pot
- Baking sheet
- Whisk
- Stirring spoons / ladels
- Tea infuser ball
- Measuring cups
- Strainer
- Cutting board
- Coffee maker
- Kettle
- Toaster
- Magnets
- Dry erase markers
- Sticky notes
- Microwave
- Wire sponge
- Trash bin
- Recycling bin
- Rubber gloves
- Silverware organizer
- Measuring spoons
- Aluminum foil
- Wax paper
- Can opener
- Bottle opener
- Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.
LIVINGROOM
- Sofa
- Rocking chair (you know you want one)
- Loveseat
- Coasters
- Blankets
- Throw pillows
- Coffee table
- Book shelves
- TV
- TV stand
- Floor lamp
- End table
- Stereo system / radio
BEDROOM
- Mattress
- Box spring
- Bedframe
- Linens
- Sheets
- Comforter
- Hangers
- Laundry hamper
- Trash bin
- Curtains
- Pillows
- Pillow cases
- Night table
- Alarm clock
- Lamp
- Dresser
- Coat rack
- Desk / vanity
- Comfy chairs
DININGROOM
- Dining table
- Minimum of 2 chairs
- Coasters
- Placemat
- Tablecloth
- Tea lights /candles and candle holders
BATHROOM
- Face clothes
- Towel
- Soap bar
- Body wash
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Tissues
- Toilet paper
- Trash bin
- Plunger
- Toilet cleaner
- Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
- Hydrogen peroxide
- Antibacterial ointment
- First-Aid kit
- Tweezers
- Nail clippers
- Band-aids
- Shower rod
- Shower curtain
- Toothbrush
- Toothpaste
- Floss
- Period products
- Bathmat
- Air freshener
- Trash bin
- Towel rod
- Towels
MISCELLANEOUS
- Elastic bands
- Stapler
- Stables
- Paper clips
- Needles and thread
- AA / AAA batteries
- Light bulbs
- Extension cords
- Scotch tape
- Duct tape
- Shovel
- Rake (if you have a yard)
- Stain remover
- Jar of courters for laundry mat
- Screw drivers
- Hammer
- Nails
- Sticky tack
- Screws
- Box cutter / X-acto
- Pliers
- Wrench
- Pens
- Paper
- Pencils
- Pencil sharpener
- Eraser
- Welcome matt
- Shoe rack
- Coat rack
- Flashlight
- Flashlight batteries
- Watch batteries
- Rechargeable batteries and charger
- Safe place to discard dead batteries
- Candles
- Matches
- Lighter
- Mini travel fans
- Real fans
- Emergency Survival kit
- Fire extinguisher
- Landline phone
- Window air conditioner
- Carbon monoxide alarm
- Fire alarm
FOOD STUFF
- Mustard
- Ketchup
- Mayo
- Salt
- Pepper
- Baking soda
- Flour
- Eggs
- Milk
- Bread
- Olive oil
- Tea
- Jam
- Peanut-butter
- Coffee grounds
- Cereal
- Rice
- Pasta
- Vegetable soup
- Tomato sauce
- Frozen vegetables
- Crackers
- Chickpeas / lentils
- Apples
- Oranges
- Granola bars
- Juice
- Hot chocolate mix
- Frozen meats
lavendersucculents im keeping this for future reference
need this now thanks MUCHHHH
Women Self Defense in 1947
I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.
… msties is it just me or is this familiar?
Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.
Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground).
I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.
crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you
so much anxiety right now just sitting in my room in the dark.
Ok anxiety here’s what you do
Name 5 things you can see
Breathe.
Name 4 things you can feel
Breathe.
Name 3 things you can hear
Breathe.
Name 2 things you can smell
Breathe.
Name 1 thing that makes you happy
Breathe.My therapist was very shitty when it came to anxiety but someone sent this game to me on Twitter and it’s sooo helpful
this just helped me so much THANK YOU
HOW TO MAKE A MEN’S BIG-ASS SHIRT INTO A FITTED SHIRT.
I’m sure we’ve covered this already – Shirts from the Men’s section are generally superior in terms of opacity, durability and warmth. For some reason, designers like to make shirts in the women’s section see-through and flimsy.
But! I’m not here to discuss their secret plot to make people buy extra shirts.
I’m here to solve the damn problem.
Kinda.
So! Lets say you were walking down the local department store, and saw this really awesome t-shirt. Hell yeah! SHIELD! In a fit of excitement, you got it for your sibling.
Unfortunately, they only had the XL size, and it looks like a potato sack on her.
Fuck.
It’s okay, we can fix this.
First, pin it to fit her. Not super tight! You don’t want any part of the shirt stretching.
We did NOT turn the shirt inside-out for that step.
After carefully taking off the shirt (neeeedles), we flattened it, keeping the pins close to the same location.
We did migrate the pins about a half-inch TOWARD the existing hemline. This is because when pinning it on a body, some cloth will be pulled more from the back, and some from the front of the shirt. If you don’t flatten it out, you’ll get weird twisted chunks later.
Then, we sewed along the curves that the pins outlined, using a super-basic straight stitch.
(At this point I had leave the house, so she just continued on her own. *shrug* Hooray for selfies and experience)
She tried on the sewed version, to make sure it was still loosely fitted. It shouldn’t be tight at all at this point.
After making sure it still fit properly (If it didn’t then you’d have to pick the stitches in problem areas and re-sew) she cut off the fabric flaps, leaving about a half-inch of of room for the stitches.
Apparently she also brought in the sleeves by about an inch. Just follow the existing bottom hemline for that part.
After that, turn your shirt inside-out.
And along the edges, where we sewed before, she used an overlock stitch.
Do that along both sides, flip your shirt inside-out, and BAM
Super awesome fitted shirt, nice seams, 100% opacity, higher durability, and some goddamn sleeves.
This shit works to shrink massive tshirts down to any body size or shape.
If you’re normally a ‘large’ and you want a fitted shirt? Just buy an XL or XXL and slim that shit down to fit your beautiful body.
This ain’t just for people with boobs, either. If you’ve got a flat chest and want your shirt to hug that killer abdomen of yours, this technique works for that too.
Can I get a ‘Hell Yeah’?
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK
THIS SHIT IS LIKE A BREADBOWL FOR SOUP
BUT CHOCOLATEY AND WAY MORE DELICIOUS

This needs to be rebloggable …
number 9 tho
number fucking 9. there was a dude that would play his guitar outside of my window at 1 am all the time
Some bits that I’ve picked up:
There’s a general rule of college that if you were sitting in that seat for over two weeks, that is your seat. Not many if any professors have seating arrangements but switching seats will fuck everyone up.
Get there early and stay late. As soon as you get home you will not want to do shit. Stay on campus and do some homework while you’re in the environment.
SIT UP FRONT. The best way to start understanding something is to listen to someone talk about it and you can’t do that from the back of the class trying to listen over everyone whispering to each other. LISTENING WILL MAKE HOMEWORK SO MUCH EASIER.
Be childish, but be respectful. Have a massive snowball fight across campus, but don’t aim for anyone not taking part.
SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE LIBRARY. Some people work there, some people sleep there. It is a quiet space.
Don’t be afraid to talk to professors. They are not there to flunk you. They would rather you pass than not.
IF YOU NEED TUTORING GET TUTORING DON’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’VE DUG YOURSELF INTO YOUR GRAVE.
Get involved. It will help you make friends, give you new skills to learn, and even help you get a leg up in the work place if you know the right people.
I will add to this as a GTA:
Take time for yourself—buy a planner, figure out when your best study hours are, figure out WHERE you study best, and figure out how much time you need to complete an assignment—AND THEN make sure to pencil in an hour for video games, some time to watch a TV show, or time to just lay on your floor and blow bubbles. Whatever you like. Don’t forget about YOU.
SLEEP. EAT. DRINK WATER. Don’t die. Caffeine =/= sleep. I cannot emphasize that this much.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INSTRUCTORS! If you’re sick, shoot an e-mail and say “Hey, I’m sick today. Can I set up a time to talk to you about what I missed?” If you’ve got a good opportunity (scholarships, to go to another country, to check out a cool lecture, etc.) let your prof know ahead of time. If you just need time to work on projects, all it takes is an e-mail. We understand. I gave a student a free skip day because he e-mailed me and said “Hey, look, I have two massive tests and a project due and I need the time to study.” And THAT IS OKAY.
However, sometimes you just need a personal day, and you know what, when you wake up and getting out of bed seems like the worst idea ever….just turn off your alarm and get that sleep.
Some additionally tid-bits that might help you
- Before signing up for classes, look on “ratemyprofessor.com“ and see if the teachers at your campus are included. There may be two or more teachers for the same course, and you want to try and pick the good/easy one. Who your professor is can have a great affect on what grade you make, even for the "same” class.
- Look for a facebook group for your “graduating class” set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people with similar interests (particularly for introverts).
- Look for a facebook group for each of your courses. If there isn’t one, MAKE ONE and send it out via the course email or word of mouth. These groups are helpful for if you missed class and need the notes, and especially for review time before exams.
- If no one else does it, make a google doc of the exam reviews and post it on the class facebook page. That way everyone contributes to the review. 200 brains are most definitely better than 1.
- During lectures, unless Internet is required, TURN IT OFF. If it’s on, you WILL end up on tumblr or some other site, and you will miss important shit.
- For the love of God, pay attention to your syllabus. Sometimes assignments are listed there, and that’s the only place it’ll be mentioned. Also, if it says to do a reading by a specific date, DO THE READING BY THAT DATE. Otherwise you will get behind, and you will have 200+ pages of textbooks to read in one night before the test, and you will cry.
- Yes you actually need to do the readings. Yes it is a lot. Yes it will suck. Do it anyways.
- If you are used to getting all A’s, do not cry when you get a B. Take it from someone who killed herself for two years to maintain a 4.0, it feels like the end of the world when your GPA drops, but it’s not. You’ll be okay. Just breathe and do your best. Your best is good enough.
Addons—
Try to make sure you leave an open hour around midday so that you have time to get food in you. A lot of people forget to do this. If you have to have back to back classes, check your syllabus or with your teacher—some midday classes allow you to bring in a drink and a snack. Some will even allow you a full meal.
If you can get an online/pdf copy of the book without busting the bank, DO IT. Sometimes there are even annotated versions online. This can make notetaking a shitton easier, because you can highlight printed-out versions of the book and they won’t dock you on the money back. Sometimes professors move through their lecture too fast for you to write stuff down. Shrugging off that old ‘don’t ruin your books’ rule you had in high school may be your only hope.
UNLESS YOU NEED THEM OR REALLY WANT TO KEEP THEM TRY TO SELL BACK YOUR BOOKS—maybe even offer them online to incoming students. You won’t get nearly the worth of them but someone after you will thank you a million times over for providing a used copy. If you take good notes, you can sometimes buy/sell those as well. A lot of professors teach literally the same class every time.
IF YOUR PROFESSOR PUTS NOTES ONLINE GET THEM. GET THEM NOW. TRUST ME. YOU WANT THOSE NOTES. Bring them in with you if it’s possible to get them before class.
Keep change on hand. Always.
The Best Way To Make Friends:
Bring a printer with you to college and offer to print people’s stuff for half of what the school does or for free if you can afford it.
Carry around small candies with you and offer them to people while waiting outside of class. If you are the ‘candy person’ this gives you an in for starting conversations.
Buy a jumbo pack of chalk and find an open sidewalk on a free day. Write the words ‘Come draw with me?’ and begin doodling.
Have a pack of cards.
Last But Not Least: if you go onto campus and you can’t find what you’re looking for, and you are afraid to go up to someone and ask, find an open, well-populated area, hold your schedule/map in hand, and walk in circles for a few minutes, looking up and around in obvious confusion. Other students know this body language well. Someone will stop and point you in the right direction. (if you are worried that the person’s directions are a joke or faulty, wait for them to leave and take up the stance again; if the directions match-up the second time, they’re legit; do not allow a person to ‘show you the way’ unless EVERY STEP is along an obvious walkway, just in case)
For those of you who fear assault, most campuses aren’t much for small blades or mace. Carry a pocket air horn or a hand bag of those little pop-rock fireworks unless you can get a concealed weapons permit.
Adding my own tidbit:
Make friends with transfer kids. Chances are, they won’t be able to live in the dorms and it’ll be ten times harder for them to meet people since they have to drive to and from campus. It’s also fun hearing about their experiences before the college you both go to.
Make friends with an older student. I’m talking about students who have families and full-time jobs. You can learn a lot from them, and they honestly have the best stories. They’re often the smartest and the most dedicated, so they make great study buddies.




































