dansphalluspalace:

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

Oh my fucking god???

tumblr goes from sex to creepy thoughtful really quick.

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

ultimatefandomfangirl:

tinkerbeth-in-neverland:

sparklesstripeyjumpers:

broadcasting-in-living-color:

Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating" next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.

dude dont forget this guy walked on water

he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.

I’m pretty sure Dynamo is one of those Hogwarts dropout kids who make their way into the world mesmerizing muggles

jiveammunition:

angerliz:

avatarsnowy:

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

eren x murderous intentions aka “are you high or something kid"

who the fuck keeps letting eren jaeger out of his room seriously

i get really alarmed whenever i see moe eren in fanworks because c’mon guys did any of y’all even read the dang manga

But isn’t that the point of moe!Eren? That he’s a homocidal maniac with a hard-on for killing titans and just so happens to adorable as fuck?

It’s adorable because it’s unsettling.