Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.
(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)
Tag: video
reuploading for @caejose-week’s past/future day, same reason as the battle tendency amv!
The feelings you have for your ancestors are very noble ones. However, you mustn’t forget about the people in your family now, and your friends, who feel just the same about you. If something goes wrong, the survivors will be full of deep regrets. And I think you know exactly how that feels. –joseph to caesar (eyes of heaven)
I suddenly remembered the existence of the greatest commercial ever made and wanted to make 100% sure that you have also all seen it.
It is truly life changing.
I laughed so hard, I cried. And then I went and got my sisters to watch it.
Puppy reacts to getting hicups!
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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.
This has brightened my day like a doge shaped ray of sunshine ❤
This is so cool. Good job rickastiel on insta. There are other cool videos further down the blog that are really good. If you want I can find and post them again because those are as good as this one.
Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.
17 Days
I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.
Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!
When your mate’s snoring too loud…
“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”
“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”
[Laughter]
“JACOB”
Imagine your otp
BLESS
1) look at this ride-or-die friend going straight from sleep to “there is danger JACOB MUST BE WARNED”
2) the air he got on that, like, FLYING PLANK as he took cover on the floor. Amazing.
I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part
To me, the moral of Moana is that only women can help other women heal from male violence.
The movie starts with the idea that the male god who wronged Te Fiti must be the one to heal her. This seems to make a certain sort of intuitive sense in that I think we all believe that if you do something wrong you should try to make it right. But how does he try to right it? Through more violence. Of course that failed.
It was only when another woman, Moana, saw past the “demon of earth and fire” that the traumatized Te Fiti had become (what a good metaphor for trauma, right?) and met her with love instead of violence that she was able to heal. Note that they do the forehead press before Moana restores the heart, while Te Fiti is still Te Kā. Moana doesn’t wait for her beautiful island goddess to appear in all her green splendor before greeting and treating her as someone deserving of love.
Moana is only able to restore the heart because Te Kā reveals her vulnerability and allows Moana to touch her there. Maui and his male violence could only ever have resulted in more ruin.
Also important that it was the GIRL who returned the heart to Te Fiti. She wasn’t a woman. She was a GIRL. The innocence and strength of GIRLS before the world turns them hard and steals their hearts is a power in its own right.
If this is a metaphor for abuse and healing, it’s the woman who gets back in touch with her own youthful power, her potential, her hope, who finds peace and recovery. If we imagine this as Te Ka’s story, it is remembering her youthful strength that returns her heart and lets her become herself again.
I have cried every time I see this scene of the movie (I have a 5 year old sister, I’ve seen Moana dozens of times lol) and I was never really able to articulate why it just gets to me so much and this is exactly why.
another scene that I find super powerful is moanas dad being very against her going to the ocean and really aggressive and authoritive but when her mom catches her leaving she stops dead in her tracks…..then her mom helps her pack her stuff and hugs her goodbye. that scene fucked me up.
This is a theme repeated throughout the entire movie – the strength of women overcoming the violence and fear of men who try to hold them back.
It was Moana’s male ancestors who decided to stop exploring/voyaging, out of fear.
Moana’s father tried to cross the reef, and failed, and lost his best friend – and refused to try again, out of fear. And refused to let anyone else, including his daughter try – out of fear – even though the island was dying. To the point of becoming violent towards his own daughter (verbal/non-physical/non-direct violence is just as scary as physical violence.)
Maui refused to try to restore the heart – out of fear.
It is the ocean – female throughout the myths of history – who chooses Moana, presents the heart to her, and helps her.
It is Moana’s grandmother, Gramma Tala, who helps her discover who she is, her people’s past, and gives her the courage to meet her destiny.
It is Moana’s mother, Sina, who helps Moana set out on her journey.
It is Moana who gives Maui the courage and help to not only recover his hook but also to face Te Kā.
It is Gramma Tala, in spirit form, who encourages Moana and helps her regain her strength when she’s lost all of her hope.
And it is Moana who helps Te Kā remember who she is.
This movie is a celebration of women’s strength and resilience and love and healing, and dammit, I’m crying again.