Yugi: *solves the puzzle*
Yami:
wHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY CENTURIES OF SLUMBER, WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY DESTINY TO WIELD THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWERS OF DARKN–
Yami:
Yami:
Yami: *tearing up* he’s so tiny
If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
post it in the tags!!
So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.
In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.
So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.
Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.
He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.
K… but why conjugations of to be?
My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”
I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.
Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.
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Asidian and MsChievousArt
both suggested unintended
Kaciart
unintended is making me go
accidentally married
Because Nocts intended is Luna
imagine Noctis being covenanted up to his eyeballs
astrals coming out his ears
troll-y astrals
And he’s having a very vivid dream
about marrying luna
While Prompto’s tucked next to him in the motel bed

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saltslimes
im sticking to my promise of nice words only
Kaciart
lolol
Soft it is
tho
i am ~SO tempted
saltslimes
hmmm why do i feel a sense of foreboding
Kaciart
because of your comment about nice words
MT Proms first time in a real bed
made more amazing because
8D
its a prison cell
theyre like ‘are you joking?’

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@ellay-gee
abandonKaciart
You won’t do any good running outta here without thinkin’ Sugar’
‘Pawpaw could tell you a thing’r’two about being left behind by princes’
‘I could use an extra set of hands’
The other two persuade Noctis that Prompto would be safer if he didnt come along
because hes a bit of a liability
And it doesnt take much persuading
because Noctis isnt really interested in Prompto dying for him anyway

No more ocean view. >D
I want more of this Bruce Wayne. I want Bruce and Lex to be rivals and Lex has all kinds of evidence that should have led his brilliant mind to immediately finger Bruce as Batman but he’s just such a goddamn looney toon that suspicion never really attaches. Also I’d like to see a Batman that has actually achieved some work-life balance, where he has off hours to basically screw with Lex in extravagant ways, invent useful things, and work the political system in clever ways that gradually turn Gotham into a rival city to Metropolis, cheesing off Supes to no end, which just makes it all the sweeter.
I love this
A fan asked what Lotor would say to Keith if he had a sit-down talk with him and AJ replied (in character at 1:30:45!):
“I’m a half breed too. There’s a lot of power in being a half breed. And…you need to embrace that…and come to peace with that. It’s not a warring thing, it’s two wonderful things coming together to make you.”



